Jose goes forth (He wishes!) - Week 8
So at Chelsea there is a large crisis, in fact, if you have a moment. It's a twelve story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout 24 hour portage and an enormous sign on the roof saying this is a large crisis. A large crisis requires a large plan get Jose two pencils and a pair of underpants.
Match of the day interview: lineker to Jose- what's happened with Chelsea? Jose answers- cluck cluck jibber jibber my old mans a mushroom etc.
The problem deepens, Chelsea have been sitting near the bottom of the table for weeks, they haven't advanced any further than an asthmatic ant carry some heavy shopping.
It seems the path of Jose's life is strewn with cow pats from the Devils own satanic herd.
If you rewind twelve months things couldn't have been more different. Roman, a man with one of the worst personalities in Russia,and as you can imagine that's up against some pretty stiff competition. Roman had got Jose back and boy was he pleased to see him or had he just put a canoe in his pocket.
Life without Jose had been like a broken pencil........pointless. The previous manager had been about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house. But Roman had his plan, it was a plan as cunning as a fox who's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university.
It worked well for one season, but this year is terrible, a title defending campaign hasn't been this badly fought since Olaf the hairy, high chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets for his army with the horns on the inside!
Chelsea and Jose mourinho find themselves in a sticky situation,there hasn't been a more sticky situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun, we know Jose will twist and turn like a twisty turns thing but I feel it's only a matter of time before Roman wields the axe.......bend over mourinho ..........it's poker time.
I thank you.
In the leagues.
Pele
Well the best pick of the week is a doozy Martyn Cornwell somehow went sausage side and came up with Borussia Munchengladbach beating Bayern 3-1 @8.00 it shoots him from second bottom to second top in one week. Way to go fella. There was only one other winner in the top league Hodgie333 picked Eastleigh at 0.73.
Maradona
Four wins here. Malcolm Gibson (and A few others)picked Man Utd (my predictive text just corrected to manure when I tried to put man Utd looks like everyone's a critic!!) to draw @3.33.
Steph nabbed her namesake pick 'the steph' (Leicester to win ) @1.63. Her hubby Darryn also won a modest 0.25 for Arsenal and Italian stallion Patricio scored with inter @0.57.
Bob Paton got called off.
Dalglish
Steve Tester has the man Utd West Ham draw @3.33 Tom Ker went for table toppers with the Steph @1.63 Rob Kean scored with Aberdeen @1.00 Nigel Howlett went Scottish cup with Lothian Thistle @0.73 finally James Delahunt picked out Brentford @0.91.GeeGee was postponed
Shearer
Andy Ewart had the man Utd draw @3.33 Jonathan Dunk had the WBA Spurs draw @2.50 and Zachary had the Steph @1.63. Chris Hinch went for Inter @0.57 and both Richard long game Bibby and Ayako Ono were postponed.
Lineker
I forgot to pick cos I'm a knob but Craig Lowe closed the gap on me with Cardiff away @1.63 Jim McLean was postponed
Gaze
Richard Shepherd saw Watford earn him 1.10. At home to the canaries.
No other wins anywhere.
Thanks all. Out.
Al
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